Phil: I deal with being alone better than Dan
Phil: *falls asleep at random times*
Phil: *hurts himself on his catus*
Phil: *misses dinner*
Phil: *screws up entire body clock*
Phil: *burns his hands on a hot crumpet*
Phil: *burns himself on tea*
Phil: *sleeps with his contacts in*
Phil: *smacks foot on bathroom door*
Phil: *can't fall asleep*
Phil: *forgets half of his possessions while traveling*
me: sure