outpastthemoat:

season eleven concept: mockumentary episode where metatron decides to film an expose on castiel. the entire episode is just closeups of castiel’s jawline with metatron whispering his purple prose narration into the mic as he follows castiel around, hunting demons, bursting through open the doors and gate crashing heaven, walking into a room like a bamf.  intercut with interviews: dean with his arms folded across his chest refusing to answer metatron’s insinuations about their love life. there’s a segment where various angels and demons describe how sexy he is.  forty-two minutes of dramatic zooms into castiel’s squinty eyed stare (”so vivid, so blue. as deep and fathomless as the ocean”) and pans up and down cas’s body