Things I’ve actually heard college students say, pt 2
After the success of this post, as well as hearing more crazy shit, I decided to make another post similar to the original. anyway heres some more stuff i’ve heard come out of college student’s mouths
- “I’m eating mike and Ike’s for breakfast do you think I have any concern for my well being”
- “ok SURE I did the homework 5 minutes before class but that doesn’t mean I didn’t do quality work"
- “hey I’m being productive! I wrote 3 sentences today”
- *gently rubbing makeup brush on face* “help me”
- “did you write ‘deez nuts’ on it again”
- “what the fucking fuck shit does this have to do with anything from class, god damn”
- “anyways spraying febreeze on your clothes is a bad idea”
- *screaming at top of lungs at 1 am* “EEYEOREEEEE”
- *also screamed at top of lungs at 1 am, on a different occasion* “I DON’T HAVE VERIZON, I HAVE SPRINT”
- “well whatever i just ate it tasted EXACTLY like blood”
- “if all else fails i’ll move to the country and start a farm. which at this point is pretty likely”
- *hiccups loudly* DAMMIT
- “well you’re the one who almost buried me alive!!!”
- “I didn’t know what to study for the test, so I didn't”
- “I don’t wanna college anymore”
