carrionofmywaywardson:

thecompellingwriter:

fancynancyadventures:

boosket:

necrotizingfaciitis:

baboushkat:

hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen

hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair

hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner

Hi I’m a women in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair

Hi I’m a teenage woman anywhere and I have a perfect face without blemishes, acne, or any redness. In fact I look perfect.

hi, i’m a woman in every movie and i don’t menstruate. at all.