maxeymayhem:

micspam:

fishingboatproceeds:

fuckthiswebsiteihateeveryone:

fishingboatproceeds:

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

john green u nasty and ugly as hell shut the fuck up

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW

10,000 notes, so I guess I should comment. 

On tumblr it’s really easy to make it look like people wrote things they did not write. (Needless to say, I did not write the above text.) 

I find false attribution annoying in general, but here’s what I find particularly offensive about this post.

I get that I’m not the sort of person who seems likely to register a public comment on the smell of balls, so I understand the joke in associating me with the above text. But there’s something else going on here: The author of this poorly written erotica is trying to shame me by saying that I like to give oral sex to people with penises. But that’s NOT SHAMEFUL–there’s nothing wrong with people who like to give oral sex to people with penises.

So I just want to say to anyone who saw this post and may have felt like their sexuality was being used as a way to humiliate me: I’m not humiliated, and you needn’t be either. The only person who should be embarrassed here is the author, who has a lot to learn about both how to insult someone.

John Green it’s okay to love dick

That’s what he was saying tho