I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….
American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?
Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…
the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan
that’s your answer
For reference:
That’s JUST Texas.
When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???
where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”
op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography
leave europe alone you fucking colonizers
It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.
“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers”
Should we tell them?
George W. Bush (2001 - 2009) collapsed in 2002 while watching football.
George H.W. Bush (1989 - 1993) vomited and collapsed on the Japanese Prime Minister in 1992.
Ronald Reagan (1981 - 1989) probably suffered effects of early dementia late in his presidency.
Jimmy Carter (1977 - 1981) collapsed while running a marathon.
LBJ (1963 - 1969) had a near-fatal heart attack in 1955.
JFK (1961 - 1963) took a dozen different kinds of medication for a number of problems, including Addison’s disease.
Dwight Eisenhower (1953 - 1961) had a heart attack in 1955, surgery for Crohn’s disease in 1956, and a stroke in 1957.
But let’s talk about how Secretary Clinton can’t be President becausd she overworked herself while suffering from a mild case of pneumonia.
YES I love this thank you
Dont forget Franklin D Roosevelt being in a wheelchair and CONSTANTLY getting sick the entire time he was in office and still he got us out of a depression and won WWII when he was DYING.
Not to detail but Bush Jr. didn’t collapse due to any sort of condition, he choked on a pretzel. This post is good but I also couldn’t miss an opportunity to point out what a fucking doofus that man was.
For those fake 20s assholes leave as tips that actually are just Evangelical bullshit.
You know, these fucking things.
People who claim to worship a god who said ‘give all your wealth to the poor’ will tip waiters with this instead of giving them real money and the servers aren’t allowed to punch them, for some reason.
Anyway, the use is not a bonfire.
Trump Campaign is apparently sending out self-addressed pre-paid envelopes to collect donations.
It’s almost like they -want- me to shove dozens of these fake twenties telling people to repent of their sins into an envelope and mail them to a narcissistic cartoon supervillain’s political campaign.
